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The most dangerous part of our office building is .....THE ELEVATOR !! So, at lunch today Lynnjamin, Myself and Frannie decide to go get some sandies at Subway. (Yes Lynnjamin and I ate there on Monday too..but we love sandies??) The elevator landed on the first floor, Frannie and I proceed to exit and where is Lynnjamin?? Wait, look down, there she is trying with all her might to pry her heel out of the space between the elevator and the first floor!! Now, I must tell you while she is prying her shoe with a look of fear in her eyes as if she were trapped on the railroad track with a train coming at her full speed, Frannie has both her arms out holding the doors that are trying so hard to close saving Lynnjamin from getting smashed. So Lynnjamin, where were your Angelia Jolie moves??? Then as if that wasn't scary enough folks, on our way back, tummies all full of sandies, I am following the crowd into the elevator and get man slammed by the doors! Why me elevator? Why not one of the other 50 people squashing themselves in such a little space? Are you mad that you didn't get Lynnjamin's shoe???
Yesterday we had a "team-building" meeting. I seriously loved it. I mean I did need to know that Bry-Bry had a Nightmare Before Christmas watch, and that "Buddy" almost burned down his grandmother's house once. Dried Nuts anyone??? Big Bird got such a kick out of Lynnjamin and I filling out info sheets on each other without "interviewing" one another. I sold her out on how much she loves Harry Potter books and she sold me out on the fact that I love Hillary Duff movies?? Good times...Good times!!
If one more person tells me "Amber...your hair is falling out of your clip" today I will scream. Announcement: I didn't have enough time to look all pretty for you this morning...GET OVER IT !!!! The past two weeks have been very interesting weeks. Weeks with little sleep, lots of doing jigsaw puzzles, and lots of facial looks that would translate as "who are you???" Why you ask .... well, I don't know if they are drugging the water in Downtown Dallas, but lets just say someone got hit by the "real friendly" bus and I am scared to ask why ??? But as my wise friend Lynnjamin told me this morning, I must ask.....what ARE your motives ????
Anonymous
July 14 2005, 22:11:43 UTC 6 years ago
top secret....
The reason that I didn't bust out with my Angelina moves is because they're top secret. You know those men waiting in front of the elevator while I was stuck? Spies. Yes, they were trying to lure me out with their insidious plan, but I was too smart for them. Do you think I'd blow my cover over a hostile elevator??? It'll take more than that to break me, Angelina-Lynnjamin!!!!! Muahahahahhaahahaha!!Also, it makes me real real glad that I didn't inform you about your messy hair today considering that apparently everyone else did. I just thought, well, she must not care. And I was right! Another point for me, Angelina-Lynnjamin!!!!! Muahahahahahaahahaha!!
Also, if you need a spy to discover some people's motives, I can be hired for the right price. I can use my top-secret moves in the name of Angrybubbles b/c that's what girlfriends do. However, i cannot promise that I won't get carried away and judo chop his neck if he starts to get cheeky.....maybe you'd better not hire me after all. I am TOO strong for him!! That's right, me, Angelina-Lynnjamin!!!!! Muahahahahahaahaha!!
July 14 2005, 22:31:09 UTC 6 years ago
Muahahahahahahah Much ???
Man, you love your evil laugh! hahaha! I would love to hire you, but you are right, you would get carried away and it would only start with the judo chop and lead to things involving his nuts and berries???? Dry???Cheeky, that makes me think of Mary Poppins!!
So, Angelina-Lynnjamin, those guys were spies?? I thought they were just silly old men who didn't even have the decency to offer to help out three girls battling the elevator. Mr. Nice Guy would never have allowed that to happen!!